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[lls_mutant]

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't gakked from midnitemaraud_r

1.) Electrocuted myself while doing an acid digestion. (Just today, in fact. Oops.)

2.) Accidentally ordered sweet and sour frog instead of sweet and sour chicken... and ate it.

3.) Ran around the White Building barefoot in the snow to "condition" our feet for tae kwon do... sober.

4.) Ran into a former high school classmate while on a tour of Kaluapapa (the former leper colony on Moloka'i)ten years after graduation

5.) Actually had a suitor cut off a (pig's) ear and give it to me as a token of his affection, a la Van Gogh.

6.) Worn silver loafers and thought I looked cool.

7.) Crawled under a house to put up insulation under the floor.

8.) Picked strawberries for eight hours a day for a month.

9.) Broke the church.

10.) Blew up a carbon analyzer. (Another big oops.)

That was harder than I thought.

Comments

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Nope! Never quite done any of those! I've eaten alligator and had turtle soup, but no frog. Does it really taste like chicken?

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Silver loafers indeed. *shakes head*

I don't know how you break a church, but I'm very interested in finding out. :p

[accio-tiara.livejournal.com]

Wow, very interesting. I must say that I have never done any of that. Also, I'm with katilara on the curiosity over how one breaks a church. Hee.

[lls-mutant.livejournal.com]

Yup. It really tastes like chicken.

The problem is that the Chinese characters for frog and chicken are very similar. Heh. You should have SEEN the look on my face when the waitress brought out a plate of sweet and sour frogs. (Not frog legs. Frogs.)

[lls-mutant.livejournal.com]

About the loafers- I was in junior high. In the 80s. No excuse, I know, but it was still pretty bad.

Actually, the breaking the church story is kind of boring. I put my foot on the board that holds the bibles and hymnals under the pew. Two bibles, two hymnals, and one board crashed down with a loud THWACK during the pastor's sermon. Oops. But that's what we tell the kids at youth group when they're getting rowdy- "don't break the church."

GREAT icon by the way!

[lls-mutant.livejournal.com]

I could have done without doing a few of those, too ;) Heh. Answer to the church above.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Haha. I went to the same church from the time I was born until I could drive, and given my talent for making a complete and utter fool of myself I probably have a good deal more "breaking the church" moments than I care to remember. It's nice that you can be cool about it though, and not snippy.

And yes, linnpuzzle + Good Omens = <3.

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

*shudder* Err, thanks, but I'd rather not... I can't even stomach the thought of eating Chocolate Frogs because they hop! LOL You're a braver soul than I!!

[aome.livejournal.com]

4) You know how to put apostrophes into Hawaiiann words! *is impressed*

9) How do you break a church?