Because Talking to Muses is Fun

[lls_mutant]

Dear Narcho,

Okay, sweetie, you're totally hot.

(see?)



We get it, okay? Even out of the Viper flight suit, even in a regular suit, you're a hottie. But that doesn't give you the right to be an ass to ME.

Look, first you insisted on being a major character. All right, FINE. Then you insisted on a motorcycle. FINE AGAIN. But that normally comes with a price. But thanks to trovia, you just escaped four months in a Cylon detention center, buddy. (And don't think even worse things to do to you didn't cross my mind.) But trovia and I agree that you didn't seem that traumatized in early Season 3 and you respect Lee too much, so you lucked out. Very few characters manage to do that with me.

Still, that does not give you the right to strut around the fic naked waving certain parts of your anatomy around, okay? You are a Viper pilot, not a frat boy. Okay, bad phrase. But still. Just because you lucked out does not give you the right to be so... cocky.

But you ARE really hot, and I do love you. ::sigh::

Love,
Liss

Dear Hoshi,

No, Narcho can't have glasses. He's a fighter pilot, sweetie. I know, I know- the glasses are REALLY hot and sweet and given what you've been through, it's really not asking much. But no, he can't have glasses.

But you need to step up your game. Dee's waiting for her insult. Bring it on, will you?

Love,
Liss

Dear Dee,

No, you can't sleep with Narcho after you leave Lee. I totally get why you want to. But first of all, it doesn't really work in your timeline, unless you want it to be MORE torture for you when things get awkward between you two afterwards. And second, he's gay. He loves you, but he'd rather do your husband. Most of the time, anyway.

Sorry, hon. But you can do Billy in the afterlife, okay?

Love,
Liss

Dear Toby (my son),

Go to sleep so I can go do my workout, willya?

Love,
Mom

Dear Muse,

Move it, will ya? Thanks!

Love,
Me