Tasteful Altar Boy Jokes?

[lls_mutant]

As I mentioned in my DTF commentary, I suck at insults. I also suck at jokes.

Does anyone know any altar boy jokes or insults (playful) that don't have anything to do with the priest scandal? (Something that would be used in the 70s?) Something 11 year olds would use.

Thanks.

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[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

Sorry, not really. Although I do have a slightly funny story about when my cousin Christopher was an altar boy; it was his first time, and so when he was supposed to get the holy water, the priest whispered, "Christopher, time for water." So he went out to the vestibule, got a drink from the fountain, and came back.

[lls-mutant.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's cute!

It's rather sad that there appear to be no tasteful altar boy jokes out there. But on reflection, I'm talking about 11 year old boys. Why am I thinking tasteful???