Because Masochism is Fun
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ignipes: Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary (or in this case, choice excerpts)
I don't have quite as Mary-Sue-ish a name as some people do, but Lissa seems like it would be a good Mary Sue name. (I was surprised.) A few snippets from some of the lovely fics featuring my name are
Using Lissa
Lissa slowly got up, and towered over all her friends. She was around 5’11” maybe even 6’, black hair (currently in a afro), brown eyed (that could change color with her mood), and very pretty. She was the person of the bunch who could see things, in other words had visions. She was of Spanish descent, and was fluent in Spanish. This helped her when she cussed her friends, and especially her nemesis, Draco, out. Her extremely large foot missed Erin’s knees by about an inch, when she heard Erin hurrying her along.
Heee. I find this especially funny since I'm 5'4", blonde hair (thanks to hair dye), blue eyes, and cute. And definitely don't see visions, but I used to be fluent in Chinese. Actually, this one could be worse.
Using Melissa
Melissa turned around, her brown hair flying into the air, then landing gracefully on her shoulders. Her cheeks were flushed from running all the way to class, Snape's black eyes meat a magnificent blue. Her low rider blue jeans, and white shirt showed threw her robes.
Oooh. Transparent robes! Here I get to be Sirius Black's 16-year old daughter (not fun, since then I can't hook up with him or Remus) and friends with Harry and Ron. Hermione's there, I think, but not very active. Surprised?
The day I was born, January 26th 1988, was an interesting occasion so I have been told. As usual, it consisted of pain, shouting, crying, bickering and the ‘silent treatment’, which is all part of an average day in my life with my parents. My six parents. Yes, you read right, six parents, all men, all biological and all…well…odd…
All biological, yes. I am still yet to fully discover how that is possible, but I have been assured that it is as long as magic and fully trained medi-wizards and witches are involved after the original conception of the child. Mind you, I don’t actually care that much, I mean, I’m here. Obviously whatever they did to create me worked, so why learn the ins and outs of it?
...
Regulus smiled, he was tired and sore, but he enjoyed listening to the voices around him, "She is going to need a name first, boys."
One problem with having so many parents is that decisions are never made quickly. It took them three weeks to agree on a name for me, not to mention the middle names and who’s surname I would take. Finally though, they agreed on:
Melissa Amelia Andromeda Katherine Malfoy.
My fathers? Sirius, James, Remus, Lucius, Severus, and Regulus. It's a sixsome. Need I say ANY more?
Heh. I could keep going for a while, but I shouldn't. Amazingly, there were no results using Lyssa. This gives me some hope, which I needed after the sixsome story.
ignipes: Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary (or in this case, choice excerpts)I don't have quite as Mary-Sue-ish a name as some people do, but Lissa seems like it would be a good Mary Sue name. (I was surprised.) A few snippets from some of the lovely fics featuring my name are
Using Lissa
Lissa slowly got up, and towered over all her friends. She was around 5’11” maybe even 6’, black hair (currently in a afro), brown eyed (that could change color with her mood), and very pretty. She was the person of the bunch who could see things, in other words had visions. She was of Spanish descent, and was fluent in Spanish. This helped her when she cussed her friends, and especially her nemesis, Draco, out. Her extremely large foot missed Erin’s knees by about an inch, when she heard Erin hurrying her along.
Heee. I find this especially funny since I'm 5'4", blonde hair (thanks to hair dye), blue eyes, and cute. And definitely don't see visions, but I used to be fluent in Chinese. Actually, this one could be worse.
Using Melissa
Melissa turned around, her brown hair flying into the air, then landing gracefully on her shoulders. Her cheeks were flushed from running all the way to class, Snape's black eyes meat a magnificent blue. Her low rider blue jeans, and white shirt showed threw her robes.
Oooh. Transparent robes! Here I get to be Sirius Black's 16-year old daughter (not fun, since then I can't hook up with him or Remus) and friends with Harry and Ron. Hermione's there, I think, but not very active. Surprised?
The day I was born, January 26th 1988, was an interesting occasion so I have been told. As usual, it consisted of pain, shouting, crying, bickering and the ‘silent treatment’, which is all part of an average day in my life with my parents. My six parents. Yes, you read right, six parents, all men, all biological and all…well…odd…
All biological, yes. I am still yet to fully discover how that is possible, but I have been assured that it is as long as magic and fully trained medi-wizards and witches are involved after the original conception of the child. Mind you, I don’t actually care that much, I mean, I’m here. Obviously whatever they did to create me worked, so why learn the ins and outs of it?
...
Regulus smiled, he was tired and sore, but he enjoyed listening to the voices around him, "She is going to need a name first, boys."
One problem with having so many parents is that decisions are never made quickly. It took them three weeks to agree on a name for me, not to mention the middle names and who’s surname I would take. Finally though, they agreed on:
Melissa Amelia Andromeda Katherine Malfoy.
My fathers? Sirius, James, Remus, Lucius, Severus, and Regulus. It's a sixsome. Need I say ANY more?
Heh. I could keep going for a while, but I shouldn't. Amazingly, there were no results using Lyssa. This gives me some hope, which I needed after the sixsome story.
