The Questions and Answers
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lls_mutantHeh. This was fun. Although note to self: don't put characters that aren't funny and don't have a sense of humor (like Hank Rearden) on a list like this. :P
1. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
2. Kaylee (Firefly>
3. Shepherd Book (Firefly
4. Sayid (Lost)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. Sawyer (Lost)
7. Hank Reardan (Atlas Shrugged)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Cersai Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)
10. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
11. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
12. Percy Weasley (Harry Potter)
13. John Locke (Lost)
14. Discworld's Death
15. Simon Tam (Firefly
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musesfool
What would a typical diary entry for Simon Tam sound like?
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
If Sayid and Jayne were to arm wrestle, who'd win?
I first read this simply as wrestling, and thought, "I don't know, but I want tickets." Sayid vs. Jayne would be a great match, but I'd have to go with Jayne because a.) he lifts while Sayid's stuck on the island, and b.) Jayne would cheat.
What happens when Sirius borrows Percy's socks?
Paperwork. Sirius would have to fill out the proper forms and proper procedure, and return the socks washed and properly folded. And Sirius would be grossed out, because for all of Percy's pompousness, his socks are disgusting.
Fromkrislaughs
Book wakes up in bed with Percy and no memory of anything after drinking from a mysteriously steaming glass of green liquid last night. What's the first thing he/she says?
"Bless me father, for I have sinned"? Or "Thank goodness our clothes are still on, or this would be very awkward to explain."
Would Cersai rather dance a naked hula on the deck of a rum rummer's ship or eat twelve living garden slugs before breakfast?
I'm ¾ of the way through Clash of Kings, and at this point it would depend. If there was sex with a cute blonde related to her involved, Cersai would rather dance naked. But if anyone else was watching, the garden slugs, thank you very much.
Death gives Jayne the Worst Birthday Present Ever. What is it and how does he/she react?
This is fodder for a crack!fic, Discworld Death giving Jayne a birthday present. Sadly, it probably means Jayne died. And would then as "what happens next?" as everyone does, and Death would say "That's up to you."
But if he actually gave him a present, I don't know. I think Jayne would actually like a kitten.
Fromwildesidewalker
Kaylee, Rearden, and Locke are having a night out. Where do they go and what do they do?
Kaylee, Hank Rearden, and John Locke? Ouch, my brain hurts. Well, actually, Kaylee and Hank would get along great, because they could talk machines and engineering all night. They'd do that as they trekked through the jungle behind Locke who was hunting whatever the heck is on that Island (DON'T TELL ME), and then they'd all sit around eating boar and philosophizing. (Because Hawaii beats Philly and boar beats protein.)
Percy decides to write the Great English Novel. What does he/she call it and what is the main character's name?
Percy Weasley would totally be into government spy/espinonage/mystery novels. It would be dry writing, but the plot would be excellent. It would be called Minister's Death Wish, and the main character would be Ignatius.
Book and Jayne are out together when they get abducted by aliens. What is the first thing they do?
They blow shit up.
Frommoonanddogstar
Kaylee and Sawyer are living together in the same house. Why and what's the first thing they bought together for the house?
They're living together because they're both cute and into casual sex with good-looking members of the opposite sex, and this fits the bill. The first thing they bought was some sort of refrigerator to store booze.
Fromyma2
What is the worst, most hurtful thing Kaylee could say to Hank Rearden that is true? And how could Rearden reply back to Kaylee?
Wow. The thought of Kaylee intentionally saying something hurtful (and the thought of Rearden being hurt by something true) hurts me. Um, "Dagny's in love with John Galt" is the best I can come up with. Seriously.
Hank Rearden was no fun for this.
Fromsnorkackcatcher
What did Jayne buy from Sawyer using Locke's money, and why was it important that Ron Weasley turned up when it stopped working?
Well, Jayne would totally filch Locke's money, and Sawyer would completely sell him something, but I'm not sure what Sawyer would have on the island that Jayne would want. Probably a tarantula, just because then I can say the reason it stopped working was that Ron stomped on it.
Fromwickedevra
What would happen if Sirius Black and Luna Lovegood got together to bake cookies for Simon Tam?
Simon (oh he of little faith) would be completely convinced that Sirius and Luna would blow up the kitchen together and would watch them like a hawk. He would be slightly (but not too terribly) disappointed when he found out that they produced the best white chocolate macadamia nut cookies ever, because even though both of them seem a little bonkers, they're smart. But the kitchen would be a MESS.
Fromaome
Describe the wedding of Sayid and Hank Rearden.
That's it. My brain is officially broken.
And why am I writing Sirius/Kingsley fic?
1. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
2. Kaylee (Firefly>
3. Shepherd Book (Firefly
4. Sayid (Lost)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. Sawyer (Lost)
7. Hank Reardan (Atlas Shrugged)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Cersai Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)
10. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
11. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
12. Percy Weasley (Harry Potter)
13. John Locke (Lost)
14. Discworld's Death
15. Simon Tam (Firefly
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musesfoolWhat would a typical diary entry for Simon Tam sound like?
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
If Sayid and Jayne were to arm wrestle, who'd win?
I first read this simply as wrestling, and thought, "I don't know, but I want tickets." Sayid vs. Jayne would be a great match, but I'd have to go with Jayne because a.) he lifts while Sayid's stuck on the island, and b.) Jayne would cheat.
What happens when Sirius borrows Percy's socks?
Paperwork. Sirius would have to fill out the proper forms and proper procedure, and return the socks washed and properly folded. And Sirius would be grossed out, because for all of Percy's pompousness, his socks are disgusting.
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krislaughsBook wakes up in bed with Percy and no memory of anything after drinking from a mysteriously steaming glass of green liquid last night. What's the first thing he/she says?
"Bless me father, for I have sinned"? Or "Thank goodness our clothes are still on, or this would be very awkward to explain."
Would Cersai rather dance a naked hula on the deck of a rum rummer's ship or eat twelve living garden slugs before breakfast?
I'm ¾ of the way through Clash of Kings, and at this point it would depend. If there was sex with a cute blonde related to her involved, Cersai would rather dance naked. But if anyone else was watching, the garden slugs, thank you very much.
Death gives Jayne the Worst Birthday Present Ever. What is it and how does he/she react?
This is fodder for a crack!fic, Discworld Death giving Jayne a birthday present. Sadly, it probably means Jayne died. And would then as "what happens next?" as everyone does, and Death would say "That's up to you."
But if he actually gave him a present, I don't know. I think Jayne would actually like a kitten.
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wildesidewalkerKaylee, Rearden, and Locke are having a night out. Where do they go and what do they do?
Kaylee, Hank Rearden, and John Locke? Ouch, my brain hurts. Well, actually, Kaylee and Hank would get along great, because they could talk machines and engineering all night. They'd do that as they trekked through the jungle behind Locke who was hunting whatever the heck is on that Island (DON'T TELL ME), and then they'd all sit around eating boar and philosophizing. (Because Hawaii beats Philly and boar beats protein.)
Percy decides to write the Great English Novel. What does he/she call it and what is the main character's name?
Percy Weasley would totally be into government spy/espinonage/mystery novels. It would be dry writing, but the plot would be excellent. It would be called Minister's Death Wish, and the main character would be Ignatius.
Book and Jayne are out together when they get abducted by aliens. What is the first thing they do?
They blow shit up.
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moonanddogstarKaylee and Sawyer are living together in the same house. Why and what's the first thing they bought together for the house?
They're living together because they're both cute and into casual sex with good-looking members of the opposite sex, and this fits the bill. The first thing they bought was some sort of refrigerator to store booze.
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yma2What is the worst, most hurtful thing Kaylee could say to Hank Rearden that is true? And how could Rearden reply back to Kaylee?
Wow. The thought of Kaylee intentionally saying something hurtful (and the thought of Rearden being hurt by something true) hurts me. Um, "Dagny's in love with John Galt" is the best I can come up with. Seriously.
Hank Rearden was no fun for this.
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snorkackcatcherWhat did Jayne buy from Sawyer using Locke's money, and why was it important that Ron Weasley turned up when it stopped working?
Well, Jayne would totally filch Locke's money, and Sawyer would completely sell him something, but I'm not sure what Sawyer would have on the island that Jayne would want. Probably a tarantula, just because then I can say the reason it stopped working was that Ron stomped on it.
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wickedevraWhat would happen if Sirius Black and Luna Lovegood got together to bake cookies for Simon Tam?
Simon (oh he of little faith) would be completely convinced that Sirius and Luna would blow up the kitchen together and would watch them like a hawk. He would be slightly (but not too terribly) disappointed when he found out that they produced the best white chocolate macadamia nut cookies ever, because even though both of them seem a little bonkers, they're smart. But the kitchen would be a MESS.
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aomeDescribe the wedding of Sayid and Hank Rearden.
That's it. My brain is officially broken.
And why am I writing Sirius/Kingsley fic?
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Date: 2006-04-12 02:05 am (UTC)Btw, a friend just sent me some bad puns (your electron one was in there, btw). Here's a few more for your "clean joke" solicitation:
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Date: 2006-04-14 11:49 am (UTC)And yeah, that was kind of weird. There was one question that wasn't multi-fandom (Book and Jayne being abducted by aliens), but that was it. Very odd!
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Date: 2006-04-12 04:10 am (UTC)*snerk* Man, that one was handed to you on a platter.
Book and Jayne are out together when they get abducted by aliens. What is the first thing they do?
They blow shit up.
OMG. Firefly plot bunny. Hee!
I also love the idea of Sirius and Luna baking cookies. I bet the kitchen would be a complete disaster when they were done, but the cookies would be tasty.
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Date: 2006-04-12 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-12 10:24 pm (UTC)Hmm ... sadly, I've never watched either Lost or Firefly (indeed, have only the vaguest idea what the latter is), so don't really understand the details. :)
Oh well. As far as ASOIAF goes, about half-way through Feast for Crows now, so will soon have spoiler resistance for that. :)
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Date: 2006-04-14 11:47 am (UTC)And you should check out Firefly. It's on DVD now- it's a show written by Joss Wheadon that was cancelled for some stupid reason. Space cowboy pirate types. It sounds silly, but it's fantastic. Seriously fantastic.